When you have to create your own “Meme” just to get people to read your witty author remarks.
*Holds pen and notebook out* “Freeze! I’m a writer! Anything you say and do, can and will be used in my next novel!”
When someone asks to borrow a notebook and you’re like, “Go. Die.”
When you have to constantly log out of your author facebook page and log into your personal facebook page to “like, comment and share” every post you make, so that people will actually read them.
When reading means reviewing work you’ve already written.
When you go to a cafe and write, not for the coffee, but because as a writer, you feel like that’s where you belong.
When editing means going back and correcting the typos you were too lazy to fix the first few times you read over them.