Photo by Teri Lain Like the true recluse, I enjoy the morning in its darkest hours, seeing, smelling and tasting what blissful miracles it has to offer. Like the polite, well-mannered gentlewoman, I do nothing during those night morning hours, in fear of waking and offending those who sleep walk.
“Falling is the first step to flying.” – Gravity
I was walking along the road when I came across you sprawled across the yellow line looking up at the sky.
I wear my sunglasses at work,
So I can,
So I can!
Ignore you while you taaalk!
(Insert amazing vocals and air guitar solo here.)
Once, there was a woman who liked to gossip. She gossiped all the time about people she knew and people she did not. One day, she found herself gossiping about a man she hardly even knew. That night, the woman had a dream where a great hand appeared above her and pointed down at her. This […]
I feel like the last two months, Ive been stuck inside a giant snowglobe… Me: *Pounds on imaginary glass in the middle of the parking lot, like an insane mime.* “Stupid, giant snowglobe people! Stop turning my life upside down and shaking it, and let me out already!”
So… Im going to breakfast with my boyfriend and his family, and his sister offers to get me a coffee from starbucks, which I jump at! Then, we get at the diner and I order a coffee there, completely forgetting that I had one coming… My boyfriend: “Just drink both, you know one is never […]